Better tell the teens about this Oh, right,Goat Simulatoris coming to Xbox One and Xbox 360. That’s happening in April. This short new trailer says as much, but there’s another reason to watch: a real goat stands on an Xbox One. It tickles me knowing they had to wrangle a goat into a green-screen room. After last time, I now feel pressured to triple-check that I wrote “simulator” and not “stimulator” when covering this silly game....

Highlights the importance of new tech With Sega’s purchase of Relic Entertainmentbehind us, now more than ever I’m dying to hear about the future of the company’sWarhammer 40,000titles. Game director Quinn Duffy toldEurogamerthat “There’s a strong possibility we’ll all be working together again onDawn of War.” He’s “still a bit fuzzy” on the various THQ auctions, details of which are only nowabout to come out. “There were certain properties that were attached to the sale of Relic initially, which wasCompany of Heroes, but not all of Relic’s initial IP was part of that initial sale package,” he stated....

Wow. I knewLollipop Chainsawwas going to be absolutely insane, but this trailer has taken it to a whole new level. It features just a few of the Bosses of Zombie Rock you’ll be facing this June. Zed the punk rocker, Vikke the king of viking metal, Josey the master of funk, and Mariska the queen of psychedelic will all be ready to attempt murdering poor Juliet in the most batsh*t crazy ways imaginable....

June 16th. That’s right during E3. That’s also when the Official Nintendo Magazine is set to reveal a “world exclusive” in its 57th issue. I see what’s happening here. We’re effectively free advertising for the mag by running this. Ah, who cares. According toCVGthe mag says: …you may want to mark Wednesday 16 June in your diary. We’ll be revealing world exclusive details on a top secret new game in the next issue of ONM....

Yep, this is the real deal, no lie While the rest of the world awaits the proper Xbox 720 reveal, ScrewAttack managed to learn all the juicy details and spoil the whole mess. Behold, Microsoft’s grand master plan to edge out the PlayStation 4juuuuuuuuuustslightly! This won’t be surprising coming from a guy whohasn’t even fully enteredthe current generation yet, but I don’t have high hopes for the new Xbox. I’ve got this gut feeling that Microsoft will do everything monumentally wrong, pissing off consumers and devs in droves....

First SU arc following the Sonic / Mega Man crossover As much as it pains me to say, Sonic and Mega Man’s fun times together in “Worlds Collide” won’t last forever. But hopefully enough new readers will be ready and willing to stick around for what lies ahead for both heroes. The first issue ofSonic Universefollowing “Worlds Collide” will be #55, a high-seas voyage starring Blaze and Marine fromSonic Rush Adventure, along with Amy Rose, Cream, andSonic the Fighterstag team Bark the Polar Bear and Bean the Dynamite....

When I think ofSoulcalibur,two things always come to my mind: the first being “transcending history and the world, a tale of swords and souls eternally retold,” and the second being “best fighting game ever.” I’m sure there are quite a few of you who think otherwise, but you have to admit,Soulcaliburis still a damn fine game. But is it worth spending 800 Microsoft Points just so you can play it again on your Xbox 360?...

Get to know the people that make great videogames Holly Pickering has a case of the flu this week (wish her well everybody!) which almost caused us to lose yet another week of Sup Holmes to the annals of fate, but luckily we have the lovely Mike Frauenhofer her to help us keep the show alive. Mike was part of the small team that createdDemon Chic, the turn-based strategy RPG about music, hallucinations, elemental attacks, and gender trickery....

Pickaxe flash drive, vellum stickers, and a poster Earlier this year, theTerrariaCollector’s Editionreleased for PC, and shortly afterward, the 2D dig-a-thon came to PlayStation Network and Xbox Live Arcade. Now that the downloadable has been successful on those platforms, the collector’s edition is chiseling its way onto consoles, with a few minor changes. Replacing the pickaxe keychain is a pickaxe flash drive, and replacing the trading cards are vellum stickers. The included poster is also different; where the PC collector’s edition poster featured images of the monsters, the new poster is more functional, with recipes for crafting some of the rarer gear....

Check out everything Destructoid did today You’re all familiar with “Totaka’s Song,” right? The short melody by composer Kazumi Totaka that is hidden away inside an indefinite number of Nintendo games? A couple of weeks back, guitarist Kris Escobar made a short rock cover of the tune. Nothing major, just some light fun. Today, Jayson Napolitano gives you five solid reasons why you must attend MAGFest, Chris Carter details the latest round ofNSMB2DLC, we list a few games overlooked in our end-of-year awards, and the world is gifted an awesomeMajora’s Maskarrange album for surviving the Mayan apocalypse....

That is Ender, the cat. He is our CEO. He is very lazy. Lazy cat. Meow. Jim shows us how to improve Avatars, Nintendo Power confirmsthatTatsunoko Vs Capcomis coming to the US, Mega Man needs your help, it’s time to Meet the Spy and plenty more happened over the weekend. Destructoid Originals:How to improve Xbox 360 AvatarsWeekend Destructainment: Finish himTop Ten Gaijin Games in Japan Week May 4-May 10Best of the Network this weekThis Week in the Community: Lazy catGames of the week for 05/17/09: Aliens editionCommunity:Other Worlds Than These: What Snake watches on TVOther Worlds Than These: To be a Pokemon MasterCommunity blogs of 05/17/09Community blogs of 05/16/09Forum of the day:Who’s your Soda Popinski?...

I’m a big fan of long shots Filmmaker Warialasky and friends made this live-action movie based onSplinter Cell: Convictionand it’s pretty damn cool. There are several scenes in the film that’s just one big long shot, which is no easy task to do. The amount of planning and choreography to make these happen are challenging, but definitely worth it. I did find the voiceovers from the game to be a bit cheesy, but still a pretty fun watch for fans ofSplinter Cell....

And there’s a lot of them If the filed claims are to be believed,THQowes more than $200 million to various creditors in wake of its recent bankruptcy. Hundreds of partieshave been addedto the bankruptcy proceedings, many of them claiming several million dollars due. Jason Rubin and Jason Kay are two of the most notable claimants. The executives which were with the company for well less than a year have submitted claims for $2 million and $2....