Humans are filthy, dirty filthy Some saint created the above trailer showing off what the English release ofGreat Detective Pikachucould be like if Nintendo takes notice ofthe petition to cast Hollywood sweetheart Danny DeVitoin the starring role. The petition has blown up since we broke the story on it yesterday, quickly rising from around 8,000 signatures to over 25,000 with no signs of stopping. Surely Nintendo will do the right thing and offer DeVito the job after this overwhelming support, right?...

Videogames don’t just corrupt the average high school teen — you may blame them for all kinds of things, including the death of Adolf Hitler and the reason you keep having that unexplainable bleeding. In this most recent travesty, a pair of clearly suitable parents allowed their two young children to wander unsupervised throughout the Tampa motel they were in for several hours. When the children were discovered outside their room, the police checked inside and found piles of trash and vomit in the room, but the parents were not there....

Thank goodness for that! The director ofDeadly Premonitionis back with a Kinect game calledD4. Among the Xbox One exclusives shown at E3, this was right up there as one of the most attention-grabbing. After meeting with Swery65 and Microsoft Studios producer Yutaka Noma to get a hands-off look at the game, I can happily say that this is going to be another weird one. Possibly even weirder than the aforementioned cult classic....

I want all of these cars They’ve done a really nice job with this live-actionNeed for Speed Most Wantedtelevision commercial. It reallycaptures the feeling of the gamewith its high-flying middle finger. You’ll see what I mean. There’s some incredible driving here, too. And I’d love to hear what the total value of all the cars in this commercial comes out to. Probablybazillions. I’m currently playingMost Wantedfor our official review. I can’t wait to run some of you off the road....

For those of you who were hoping to pick up a freshly price cut Vita this Christmas, don’t get your hopes up. Sony Worldwide bossShuhei Yoshida recently informed Eurogamerthat it ain’t happening this year: you’ll just have to settle for bundles instead. Yoshida clarifies that “cost reduction is one area our engineering team is working on,” so there may be hope yet somewhere down the line in 2013. I’m not entirely sure if it’s the portable’s price that needs dropping however, as opposed to the insanely overpriced proprietary memory cards....

The map will be out after launch for free The enduring multiplayer map Nuketown seemed like a given forCall of Duty: Black Ops 4, and it is: Treyarch confirmed today that it’ll be available “free to allBlack Ops 4players in November.” As announced on-stream, the game will also see the return of four more maps — Jungle, Slums, Summit, and Firing Range — all of which will be out on all platforms at launch on June 20, 2025....

Call me Chiaki-kun Square Enix music gameSymphonicais out now for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch. This is a fun take on rhythm gaming that has you heading up a crappy orchestra and working toward becoming the world’s greatest conductor. His ultimate goal? To acquire the fabled Zero Score, which is reserved for the best of the best. Given the setting and theme, the soundtrack is orchestral, based on classical music. ThinkTheatrhythm, but with classical music, and a bit more challenge....

No balls of steel required Outside the dedicated and nebulously legal emulation scene, PC hasn’t received much virtual pinball love lately despite being its birthplace. Zen Studios is changing this by bringingPinball FX 2to Steam on May 10. The title previously arrived on the Windows Store in October, but it should hit a larger PC audience on Steam which is admittedly devoid of quality pinball titles. For those new toPinball FX 2, it’s a free-to-download platform that offers a number of table packs based onStar WarsandMarvel, along with some original creations....

Apparently mayonnaise counts as a plasmid power I know I’m not the only person that’s fantasized about having plasmid powers. Andrew Ryan may have been a bat crazy anarchist, but he created a city where super powers became a thing, so he’s alright with me. Thanks toTheDangerousBrewthough, I have seen the errors of my ways. In their shortBioshock: Too Many Plasmids, they show us what’s more liable to happen when crazies like me get the ability to shoot lighting from their hands....

Free merch Nintendo is declaringFebruary 27 “Pokémon Day,” which has a decent amount of fanfare attached to it. If you go to a Toys”R”Us store on that day, you’ll be able to net exclusive cards, and pick up a free poster. GameStop will also offer a poster if you buy anythingPokémonrelated. Finally, the New York Nintendo store will have festivities in order. February 27 will also see the release ofPokémon Blue,Red, andYellowon the 3DS eShop....

My day is ruined If you are like me, you have taken small comfort inChris Carter’s reliable coverage of the event Pokemon that can lay eggs inPokemon Scarlet & Violet. Whether it’s Charmander or Froakie, the inclusion of baby Pokemon has been a nice bonus for the past 7-Star Tera Raid encounters. However,while the new 5-Star Walking Wake and Iron Leaves encounters have otherwise followed the rules of 7-Star raids, there is one crucial exception....

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back once again the lovely thing we callRetroforceGO!The only podcast on Destructoid that gives you reviews of the weekly DLC, in an effort help you determine between the garbage and the gold. But wait, there’s more! Aside from helping you to decidenotto buysuch gems asMilon’s Secret Castle, we also like wax poetic on all things retro (mostly because we’reold). This week’s topic is one that I’m sure that a lot of you can get behind, so join us as we debate: Are games art?...

Don’t let the odd design fool you There’s so many options for mice out there, it’s tough to narrow down what you actually need. With options for everyday use, gaming, image editing, and everything in-between, sometimes things can get confusing. Enter the Logitech G700s Rechargeable Gaming Mouse, which is built for precision. As soon as I gripped the G700s, something felt a bit off. It’s a rather bulky design that doesn’t look the best, but as we know, initial looks and impressions can be deceiving....