So, I know this submission is a little late.
Trust me, I hate myself more than you hate me.
I decided to be a good housemate and cook a full-blown Sunday Roast dinner for the others living with me. As such, that meant checking the meat was cooked and upon attempting to stick the skewer into the meat, somebody jogged the table, the meat fell, and I accidentally stabbed my hand instead.
Writing this down makes it sound more cartoonish than it already does when stated audibly. That’s the last time I decide to be nice.
But I’m back, better than ever and ready to give you all the best comments of the week. Well… last week. Whatever, you get the point.
TheAttack on Titanstudio is helping with the newPokemonmovie, which has a slightly different art style
Japan’s Splatfest results will keep you warm this winter
TheLimoMaker:Not terrible, just perverted.
TheLimoMaker:There are too many puns I can make but I’m too classy to stoop that low.
Doom VFRmakes me sick
TheLimoMaker:You are evidently looking in the wrong place if you wish for class.
TheLimoMaker:If only there were a cure. I hear playingTroll and Iis a good antidote.
A Way Outwill only require one purchase for online co-op
Monster Hunter: Worldwill get new monsters after release
TheLimoMaker:Essentially, where can I buy every copy of this game?
Kojima makes sense of the newDeath Strandingtrailer
TheLimoMaker:Wouldn’t you do the same?
Nominees for Destructoid’s Best Xbox One Game of 2017
TheLimoMaker:They put out good stuff this year. Sort of. Kind of. Not really, but they’retryingso hard!
I took gamer pills for a month and felt nothing
TheLimoMaker:I really didn’t know whether to feature this for the sheer memetic quality of it.
TheLimoMaker:That is one of the wildest comments I’ve read all year.
Open-world adventureOne Piece: World Seekercoming next year
TheLimoMaker:I’ve only just started readingOne Pieceso I will have an actual comment when I’m done with it…see you in 40 years.
Expect a fix for newly-gated content inDestiny 2this week
Super Robot Wars Xannounced for 2018
TheLimoMaker:I wish Japanese children were named in the same manner as Japanese anime/video games.
Comments of the Week 28: Ring Ting Jing-a-Ling, Ding Dong Ding-a-Ling
TheLimoMaker:He shall pay for his crimes.
Capcom CEO wants to bring ports of games to Switch that have never been on a Nintendo console
TheLimoMaker:God have mercy on us all.
The second global mission forPokemon Ultra SunandMoonwill have you Mantine surfing
TheLimoMaker:ReplaceDestiny 2withDoki Dokiand everything would be okie-dokie.
Microsoft launches ‘HypeZone’ stream forPUBG, which only shows players close to winning
TheLimoMaker:I suppose, life is cinematic. cue choir noises and head explosions
Fezis still being ported and now it’s on iOS
TheLimoMaker:Only if you take me to dinner first.
There’s aMetal Gear Surviveconsole beta next month
Nominees for Destructoid’s Best Portable Game of 2017
TheLimoMaker:My Wii U is my baby, even if Nintendo hates my baby and took it away from me in the custody settlement.
Your free trial of ‘Destructoid’ has ended, please pay your Internet provider MOAR
Today’sStar Wars Battlefront IIupdate bringsThe Last Jedicontent and balance changes
TheLimoMaker:No witticism here. Just agreement and solidarity amongst users.
Monster Hunter: World’sbeta was a total blast
TheLimoMaker:Can someone do aMonster Hunter Worldwalkthrough in character as Tommy Wiseau? I’ll support you on Patreon.
Nominees for Destructoid’s Best VR Game of 2017
TheLimoMaker:In PornVR, your finger will be the only limp thing around here, buster!
Predator’s here to kill all theGhost Recon Wildlandsplayers
TheLimoMaker:Ask and ye shall receive.
Finding Paradisegets a launch trailer and release date
TheLimoMaker:Those ninjas have real strong onions.
Disney is set to buy 21st Century Fox for $52.4 billion
Take-Two has a promising new publishing label for indie studios
FortniteBattle Royale introduces cosmetic ‘Battle Pass’
Next week’sMonster Hunter: Worldbeta won’t require PS Plus
TheLimoMaker:Capcom Execs: “Look down, look down, don’t look them in the eye!”
TheLimoMaker:Yes to open (open) betas. None of this online-only bullshit.
Dragon Ball FighterZ’sJump Festa trailer shows off Goku Black, Beerus, Hit, and cinematic scenes
TheLimoMaker:Keiichi is right though.
The Ballad of ASSBUTT; Or, Times We’ve Abused the Option to Name Our Own Characters
What’s the last game that scared you silly?
TheLimoMaker:You monster. (Says the man who hasn’t played either.)
What is the worst game you’ve ever played?
TheLimoMaker:But…but I grew up with that game.
Sony remembers the Vita long enough to wish it a happy birthday
TheLimoMaker:Checks Amazon Yeah he’s right actually, they are far too expensive even now.
TheLimoMaker:GIF of the year.
So that was me, hopefully you enjoyed this incredibly long edition of Comments of the Week. Consider it my penance for not getting this out on time. It won’t happen again.
Honestly though, the sheer amount of excellent comments this week was insane and I am consistently amazed at how witty the community is.
