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Goooooooooooooooooooooood evening to all of my lovely audience members! Quick question: what the hell are you doing right now, and why isn’t it showering me with love and affection? After all, your dear host, Dreamweaver, is back with yet another round of Comments of the Week! You know, the showcase for community members, by community members, such as yourselves?
If you aren’t too busy at the moment — and if you are, fuck your responsibilities! — come check out all of the kooky things you might’ve missed during your time away, or all of the wacky stuff you enjoyed the first time around! As always, comments are placed into three categories:
TRUTH: the more you talk about someone, the more you fall in love with them.
LOL: I haven’t sneezed in quite a while.
WUT?: I’m sure the two aren’t connected in any way.
Am I being a bit overbearing? Well, that’s because you missedlast week’s editionof Comments of the Week, and you know how you worry dear me when you do that!
FromBayonetta and Corrin hit Smash Bros. next week
Dreamweaver:So Bayonetta isn’t the only thing being released?
FromSo Chandelure actually looks pretty badass in Pokken Tournament
Dreamweaver:Can you be Chandelured into buying me a Bud?
FromHere’s what to expect from Destiny’s Crimson Days event
Dreamweaver:So their troll game is stronger thanDestiny? :3
FromThe Division’s beta is being extended by 24 hours
Dreamweaver:There’s a penis joke in there somewhere, but like my ex-girlfriend, that’s too easy.
FromEx-Blizzard devs develop new episodic horror game, Broken
Dreamweaver:Now I’m going to be disappointed if this isn’t a thing!
FromPlatinum didn’t want to make licensed games
Dreamweaver:Then you should feel a lot of shame.
Dreamweaver:Do you think they would be willing to sign a certain male anatomy of mine?
FromNintendo confirms new Zelda: Twilight Princess HD details
Dreamweaver:I blame Torchman for everything, even for things that were clearly not his fault!
Dreamweaver:It adds insult to injury, like my ex used to do.
FromDoom is coming May 13 with a skeletal collector’s edition
Dreamweaver:Always.
FromIt looks like the ‘Tomahawk’ outfit in Bravely Second was changed to a cowboy
Dreamweaver:Yes, because this is Destructoid.
FromHoly shit, this fan-made Witness puzzle is totally solvable
FromWin a free copy of that sexy lesbian ghost game
Dreamweaver:She should have a handful of Dreamweaver. :3
FromFirewatch hits PS4, Steam next week for $20
Dreamweaver:The final boss involves a staring contest with the sun. Guess who wins that one?
FromPeter Molyneux, who is not speaking to press, speaks to Eurogamer
Dreamweaver:To be fair, that printing press is always gossiping about others.
Dreamweaver:Please, ignore the fact that this is being featured in a community showcase.
Dreamweaver:…I’m still staring at that girl’s ass.
FromYou’ll be able to rep Mr. Destructoid in Rocket League soon!
FromLooks like The Binding of Isaac is coming to iPad
Dreamweaver:The title alone is already better than the entirety of50 Shades of Grey.
FromSite maintenance notice: a new Destructoid is coming soon
Dreamweaver:Dammit, why do we keep forgetting to lock the baby gates?
FromSquare Enix’s Adventures of Mana is out now
Dreamweaver:Could you post a picture of my ex?
FromThe past week in gaming news: Detective DeVitachu, on the case!
FromBethesda announces its upcoming E3 presser plans
Dreamweaver:There’s an easy salad tossing joke that I’m not allowed to make. T^T
FromCrashlands is much longer than it needs to be
FromSeveral new amiibo are up for pre-order today at GameStop
FromHere’s what Xbox has in store for 2016
Dreamweaver:That poor garden. 🙁
Dreamweaver:I’d imagine the same thing would’ve happened to my sperm if I DID have sex with my ex.
FromSteam Lunar New Year Sale has thousands of discounted games
Dreamweaver:I can tell you what’s not worth picking up. :3
And that’s it for this edition! As always, stay beautiful!
I’m talking to a mirror. You? You third-world ugly.
Nah, I’m just kidding. <3 That’s be an insult to third-world countries. 😛
