Switch or PC

Enter our contest for your chance to win a Switch or PC copy ofMy Friend Pedro!

Do you have a friend name Pedro? How’s about a homicidal banana giving you instructions? Maybe a skateboard, frying pan, and several acrobatic gunkata moves? Yeah, I don’t have any of that either.

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The good news is you’re able to enter our contest for a copy ofMy Friend Pedro, and get all of the above — and more!

Read our review and check the trailer for specifics, but let’s just say this game is oozing with style. And bullet time. And bananas. You’re a masked gunman on the run from hundreds, maybe thousands, of deranged henchmen trying to take you out. So return the favor using any means necessary. And by “any means,” I mean mostly parkour, slowing down time, and shooting anything and everything while doing backflips and shit. In fact, I think you get penalized for not doing flips like a ninja monkey.

The ghost at the end of the hallway

And if you don’t, you should.

To enter to win a copy, comment telling us which platform you’d like, and tell us the proper penalty for not doing backflips and shit when you have the clear ability and purpose to do so. Our penal code here at Dtoid is no laughing matter, so please make your responses very, very serious to deter people from not parkour-ing everywhere.

Picking up the smiley face post-it off the broken mirror

We have five Switch NA and five Steam keys to give away. Winners will be drawn Wednesday, June 26. verify to comment using a Dtoid account with your current email address on file.to dole out some capital punishment!

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