‘Unprecedented experience’ promised
In what is either the most hilarious or most disgusting move ever, a new website calledDew & Doritoshas opened to co-promote snack foods and Microsoft. Yes, the long-running partnership between the Xbox brand and Doritos is in full effect for the Xbox One.
Promising an upcoming “unprecedented experience,” the brains behind Mountain Dew and Doritos have “the next level of play” planned for this fall. Apparently this is the biggest promotion the quasi-food company has ever had. EvenDoritos Popemust be impressed!
It’s nice to see that, despite what we think, the Xbox One absolutely looks after its customers — its customers being billion dollar corporations that will benefit immensely from one of the most company-friendly systems ever created, while consumers scrabble in the dirt like maligned paupers. It seems the Xbox One wants to shove food in our mouth while it crams its dick up our ass. Efficient!
