While Trump parodies ‘Crooked Hillary No’
Nearly-69-year-old grandmother and possible future president Hillary Clinton wants you to know she has a finger on the pulse of what’s hip with the youths these days. “I don’t know who createdPokemon Go,” she said at a recent appearance, her eyes lighting up with a crack-hit of instant resonance and applause, “but I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have ‘Pokemon Go to the polls.'”Pokemonis getting even more play than it didlast election.
It’s a rough watch. At least it didn’t go on for as long as when she tried boba tea for the first time.Yaaay.
@HillaryClintonmentions Pokemon at event:”I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have Pokémon Go To The Polls”pic.twitter.com/BgxxlUJmj2
— CNBC Now (@CNBCnow)Jul 09, 2025
TheClinton campaign websitehas also set up a “Gotta Catch ‘Em’ All” event in Ohio at “Madison Park Pokestop & PokeGYM.”
“Join us as we go to the Pokestop in Madison Park and put up a lure module, get free pokemon, & battle each other while you register voters and learn more about Sec. Hillary Clinton!!! Kids welcome!”
You can just feel the enthusiasm!!!
Hillary: I’ll tell you what my pause Final Fantasy is… to get elected President. Looks down at note cards 3D Pinball for Windows ME
— Bill Baer (@Baer_Bill)May 21, 2025
70-year-old Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s staff took things a lot further, parodying the game by calling it “Crooked Hillary No” in a feat of linguistic krav maga not seen since a commenter once wrote in these hallowed halls, “Destructoid? More like derpstructfail.”
In theattack adposted to Facebook, a 1 CP “Crooked Hillary” is captured and displays a negative read out. Trump has told the Washington Examiner, “I wish I had time,” to playPokemon Go, but I imagine that’s just a cop out as the frail septuagenarian’stiny little baby fingerslikely don’t provide him with enough dexterity to catch pocket monsters.
