Podtoid 336: Dark Vader Cranking Off
If you have phantasmal “force” magic, whywouldyou manually crank off ever again when you could get a ghost handy, tickle your own prostate and force choke yourself all at the same time? Especially if you have cold mechano-hands like Darth Vader. The real question is if Vader has a dick anymore or if he also lost that to the lava. These are the important inquiries we considered on the latest Podtoid after innocently beginning a conversation about the crew’s favoriteStar Warsvideo games.
That’s not all! We also have a long monologue aboutUncharted 4: A Thief’s End(mostly my dumb ass reiterating my glowing review), talked aboutOverwatchbefore any of us really played it (it’s good!), asked Brett if he’d be doing butt stuff withSplatoonamiibo, had a riveting conversation about sand, and even let Darren talk about board games for a bit.
