It’s just a slice

Bossa Studios is realistic with what people will expect from a simulator about being a slice of bread. The developer goes so far as to dedicate the first few seconds of this trailer to what that game might look like. Turns out, it’s pretty boring looking. If that wereI am Bread, I’d score it zero grains out of 12.

Fortunately, that’s notI am Bread. Instead, it’s about perilous encounters with chainsaws, slow-motion flips through the air, and toasting yourself. And, so much more. The gluten-packed adventure just released onSteamfor anyone looking to consume a few carbs.

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