Creativity isn’t a problem when you’re a time-traveling existential crisis. But, while Lyle still contemplates the problems of the universe in his latest fever dream, we’ll stick to the news that today features the following:
You know things are going swell with theongoing caffeine administrative processwhen Lyle can coherently ramble into a microphone about time travel and we can still produce that sweet online video content from it! That said, the process is difficult, as I do believe he is slowly becoming more resistant to the caffeine drip-feed.
Worse yet, I think he’s adjusting to being awake now for over a week. I also think he genuinely believes in the reality he’s created within the realm of his mind. I can only hope his physical capabilities don’t improve as well. Hopefully adding 10 more decibels to the pop-punk volume and possibly replacing his caffeine drip-feed with a caffeine blood fusion altogether can further prevent this while keeping the online video content on track.
Hell, maybe we’ll just let him sleep and repeat the process from the beginning? The online video content dream can’t end it. It won’t end. Ever.
How long have you stayed awake before?
