David Jaffe is THE man. Not only does he make great games — coughGod of Warcough — but he also speaks his mind in a way that only aloose cannonsuch as myself can really appreciate. The latestJaffe tiradeof comedy is hislive blogthat he did of a play test forCalling All Cars— the PS3 downloadable title that is coming soon. Check out the highlights:
More gold after the jump.
9:27- Ok, we’re gonna start without the f**k…whatever. Dammit! But yeah, here come the butterflies…will they like it, will they make fun of it, will they LOVE it?!? HATE IT?!?! Shit, here we go…they are all sitting down at the ps3’s….here we go…
9:36- Jesus…this one guy on the right screen is so f**king stoned…he’s like 40 and at a focus test on a wed morning….he prob is a stoner…cause he has NO CLUE how to play this game!
9:54- Scott just said: Stoner is prob. getting freaked out form all the sirens sound fx in the game…that makes me laugh 🙂
1:49- Moving to split screen…man tester #5 is a fucking dolt!!! What the hell?!?! He is just driving in circles…not even playing the game…is that fucking spit drooling out of his stupid fucking mouth!?!?! Ahem,well…anyway…. 🙂
6:03- From IM between me and Adam:
adamorth (6:00:57 PM): GOD DAMMIOT!!!!!spdrmn375 (6:01:06 PM): what?adamorth (6:01:13 PM): not only is #4 stupid, but he’s a fucking assholespdrmn375 (6:01:18 PM): y?adamorth (6:01:23 PM): jesus!adamorth (6:01:27 PM): what a fucking snotspdrmn375 (6:01:29 PM): what?!?adamorth (6:01:39 PM): no swag!spdrmn375 (6:01:49 PM): lameadamorth (6:01:55 PM): he called me an idiotspdrmn375 (6:02:01 PM): why?!?adamorth (6:02:18 PM): becuase i told him not to keep pressing the buttonsspdrmn375 (6:02:24 PM): for what reason?adamorth (6:02:46 PM): because he kept rushing through the menu to create game ahead of the hostspdrmn375 (6:03:07 PM): ah…sweet! BLOG TIME!!!
