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I’ve never been a huge fan ofSouth Park. I mean, I appreciate its biting satire but there’s just something about the show that convinced every suburban teenager to try a Cartman impression that just doesn’t sit right with me.

Oh, it’s probably all of the terrible Cartman impressions I had to endure in my youth. Seriously: if you’re reading this NEVER TRY A CARTMAN IMPRESSION. NOT NOW. NOT EVER.

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Now that we’ve dealt with that let’s talk about the show coming up today. As usual, we’re going live at 2PM PST over on Dtoid.tv but we’re playingSouth Park: The Stick of Truth. Yep, we’re getting all up on one of the most anticipated games of the year. It’s going to get weird. Look forward to it!

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