PS3 firmware update 3.70is now available, and while I’d usually makemany sarcastic referencesto the frequency of updates and the shittiness of the PS3’s download capabilities, I’ve instead got something better to do — bitch about the fact that Sony is expecting people topayin order to have their console finished.

This is the modern videogame industry, folks — where gamers need to pay a subscription fee to get a console’s features working properly.

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Auto uploads for save data backups are also available for 3.70, and again, it’s a Plus exclusive. The peons get very little of worth in this mandatory download, concerned almost entirely as they are with movie playback. Check below for the list of updates.

At this point, the Sony loyalists are invited to continue eating Sony-flavored shit and telling us all it’s gravy.

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