BioWare has been expertly working the Internet like a fingerpuppet, causing a shitstorm of hilariously silly proportions with anopen votefor which “Female Sheperd” will appear on the box art forMass Effect 3. In round one, theblonde-haired FemShepwon and people got mad.
Responding to the controversy, BioWare opened upa second roundto decide the true winner. It was that important.
This new round of voting has seen a very clear (and obvious) winner emerge, with fans in their multitudes plumbingfor the redhead. It’s become decided among fans that female Sheperd mustalwaysbe represented with red hair, and any other depiction is a blasphemy. This new vote appears to correct the horrific injustice that was blondie’s initial victory.
So there you go. A drawing of a lady with red hair will be wrapped around a plastic videogame case. I’m so glad we got thatnational f*cking crisissorted out!
