S.T.A.L.K.E.R., the next generic FPS that you’ll probably forget about a week after having bought it, has finally gone gold,according to Shacknews. This is only monumental due to the fact that the game has been in development for more than half a decade, and that back in the early years of the new century,someone,anyone, might have cared about this title. Of course, back then we were all pounding rocks together to make fire and hunting pterodactyls for our porn.

We could be wrong, though.S.T.A.L.K.E.R.couldbe the nextHalflife, but odds are, it won’t be, and, hopefully, I’ll never have to type that c****** title again.

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This game (whose name I refuse to type ever again), should be hitting store shelves soon, andThe Robotwill be shocked if it manages to break even.

The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.