Visual spoilers

If you haven’t seen thisElden Ringboss size comparison video yet, it’s definitely worth a watch. After you’ve finished the game, of course!

If you’ve been avoiding spoilers, here’s a text shield! Also I made sure the header image just featured what basically amount to regular enemies, and not major bosses. In any case, the video just walks by lifeless models of the bosses, and no fights are shown until the very end.

Elden Ring boss size

Crafted bythe Garden of Eyes YouTube channel, this one came across my desk thanks to a reader, and despite the fact that it came out in May, it still holds up as an evergreen testament to just how ridiculously large some of the bosses inElden Ringare. Clocking in at just over eight minutes long, the video takes a player character across a boss plane, with every major enemy model on display in a line.

It starts at what amounts to minibosses (beefed-up regular enemies that double as crypt encounters), then quickly escalates from there. What’s fascinating is that I distinctly remember each and every one of these battles, but I had no idea that, say, a Godskin enemy was taller than a lot of other bosses in the game. The big shocker though? Seeing how bigElder Dragon Greyoll(that thing you don’t really fight so much as kill as it lays on the ground) really is.

Oda Nobunaga and Yasuka on horses next to marching armies

Like allElden Ringvideos, this just makes me want to play it again — but having played once more evenafter getting the platinum, I think I’ll focus on other games for a while!

Miyabi and a round spirit wreathed in blue flames in Zenless Zone Zero

Two Fortnite characters performing Wanna See Me: a soldier striking a finger-gun pose and a paramedic dancing, set against a blue background.

Nexus Control Center Interface in Arknights: Endfield

Sekiro

Lucille, the baseball bat, visible in the mod for Left 4 Dead 2.

Elden Ring cracked statues

Elden Ring Walking Mausoleums 1

The splashart for Hextech Ziggs, showcasing the furry yordle being blown into the sky by his own bomb.