Unlike my tanuki statue, which just has giant balls

This Tanooki Mario statue, sniffed out byTomopop, is available for pre-order today and it’s pretty tanoo-cool. The polystone resin statue is based onSuper Mario 3D Land, which was all about the Tanooki tail.

The adorable Mario stands at a whopping 15″, too, so verify you have the room before adopting such a space-needy critter. Make sure you have the means, too. You canpre-orderthe standard Tanooki Mario, which will run you $200 and comes with a grassy block for him to perch on. It will be limited to 2,000 pieces.

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You can alsopre-orderthe deluxe edition. $240 gets you the Tanooki Mario, grassy block, a ? block, a Tanooki leaf, and a red scarf. This is limited to 750 units.

So, buying one? Want to buy me one?

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