Including Naughty Bear, haha

Uzbekistan has bannedthese 34 games, meaning it’s, “illegal to import and distribute the games across the central Asian country,” accordingBBC.

The list is kind of haphazard, spanning over 20 years (1995’sPhantasmagoriaand 1997’sCarmageddonmake the list).Fallout: New Vegasis banned, butFallout 3and4are not.Resident Evil 4andSilent Hillmake the cut, along withUntil Down(sic) andKane and Leanch 2:Dog days(sic).Call of Duty: Black OpsandGrand Theft Auto: San Andreasare the only two to make it from those popular series, whileThe Sims 3and 4might be the least violent on the list.

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Also banned areBone Town,Lula 3D, and3D Sex Villa 2, all of which I now want to play.

Authorities say these games can be “used to propagate violence, pornography, threaten security and social and political stability” and can adversely affect “civil peace and inter-ethnic and inter-religious harmony.” Also cited was the potential, “distribution of false information about Uzbekistan and the distortion of its historic, cultural and spiritual values.”

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Of course, nothing tops Russia peggingPokemon Goas a CIA psyopmeant to destabilize the country.

Uzbekistan bans video games over ‘distorting values’[BBC]

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