Sorry,Portalfans. It’s likely you’re too busy snuggling your plush companion cube to notice, but Valve has squelched the rumors that their upcoming titlePortal:Still Alivewill be coming to PSN in a recentCVGinterview:

“I’d call that today’s rumor,” a Valve spokesperson told CVG when quizzed on the subject. Today’s rumour, but tomorrow’s news, we said. “You’re smart to ask. But no,” Valve told us.

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If we’re to believe what we are told then,Portal: Still Aliveis truly an Xbox 360 exclusive. Considering that the game is merely a solo reissue of the original with some new levels that don’t affect the story in any way, this would hardly break my heart if I only owned a 360, but you know the enthusiasts — they have to have EVERYTHING. I’d scoff, but then again, I’m wearing Final Fantasy pajamas, so I may as well titter at my bathroom mirror.

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